We accepted a dare to publish this article, and no there wont be any pictures attached with this even though the possibilities are endless as to favorability in our readers. Anyway.
A recent story on HLN’s ShowBiz Tonight pits members of the National Lesbian Coalition against pop idol Justin Bieber over his haircut. I didn’t say this wouldn’t get a bit ridiculous.
Apparently Bieber has laughingly taken on a hairstyle favored as an identity icon among the various organized lesbian groups who have responded unfavorably due to the possibility that Bieber’s new dew may cause lesbians around the nation to lose some of their identity basis. Are you F&@%ing kidding me?
So Bieber looks frighteningly like a lesbian? And lesbians are facing an identity crisis due to looking too much like Bieber? Laughing our A%#@s off. We have heard of having a bad day but DAMN!
There is too much general irony here for this article to continue without making some incredibly derogatory (BUT FUNNY) comments. So watch HLN for the rest of the Bieber Lesbian story. ShowBiz Tonight just had to go and do it. Next thing you know a report will surface that Bieber is a lesbian and just now coming out after years of cosmetic surgery and alien abduction in his past.
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